Kintbury Players


Marc Camoletti / Robin Hawdon
Thursday 25th November
Friday 26th November
Saturday 27th November
at 7:30pm at Coronation Hall, Kintbury


Tickets are £10 each
There is a seating plan for this production - you will be asked to choose your seats when purchasing.

Purchase tickets via the Ticket Source website using the button below


Bernard is planning a romantic weekend with his mistress in his charming converted French farmhouse, whilst his wife, Jacqueline, is away. He has arranged for a cordon bleu cook to prepare gourmet delights, and has invited his best friend, Robert, along too to provide the alibi. It's foolproof; what could possibly go wrong? Well.... suppose Robert turns up not realising quite why he has been invited. Suppose Robert and Jacqueline are secret lovers, and consequently determined that Jacqueline will NOT leave for the weekend. Suppose the cook has to pretend to be the mistress and the mistress is unable to cook. Suppose everyone's alibi gets confused with everyone else's. An evening of hilarious confusion ensues as Bernard and Robert improvise at breakneck speed.


Kintbury Players welcome you back to Coronation Hall for a night of entertainment.
In order to ensure we can all enjoy the show as comfortably as possible Covid-19 precautions have been put in place for this production and we kindly ask that you respect and adhere to the guidelines below for the safety of all attending.

Covid-19 Guidlines:
Any person displaying symptoms of Covid 19, in receipt of a positive test or having to self-isolate should not come to the hall.
In this instance please contact Kintbury Players on 07980560230 by 6pm on the evening of the performance booked and we will arrange a refund for the value of your ticket.

Track & Trace / Contact details:
In supporting the NHS Track and Trace scheme we encourage all attending the Coronation Hall to scan the NHS QR Code displayed in the entrance using the NHS COVID-19 app.
We may also ask the person booking / buying tickets to provide a contact name and telephone number so that in the case of there being a case of Covid-19 coming to light during the production run we are then able to advise everyone accordingly.
Please note that should Kintbury Players need to cancel a show for any reason, a refund for the value of each ticket assigned to the cancelled show will be issued.

Social distancing:
Kintbury Players have reduced the audience capacity for this year's production and created a more open and social space with the addition of table service for refreshments. All seats are specifically allocated a table letter and chair number e.g. A1 (table A and chair 1)
Please only sit at chair selected when booking your ticket and do not move seats around the hall.
Walkways must be left clear in case there is a need to evacuate the hall.
We appreciate that you may be sharing a table with other audience members and ask that you respect each other’s space.

Refreshments / Raffle:
Instructions on how to order refreshments will be on each table and will be published online at in advance of the production. Refreshments / Raffle tickets can be purchased on a cash only basis. The Front of House team will be there to assist and answer further questions on the night.

We kindly ask that all members of the audience aged 18+ wear a mask / face covering unless exempt when entering / exiting and moving around the hall. Once seated these may be removed.

Hand sanitiser:
Please use hand sanitiser provided on arrival, whenever handling cash and as required.

Thank you for your understanding and support in keeping Kintbury safe.